This photograph may depict one of the robbing bastards, awaiting opportunity.

Large enough to ride, and stood proud above a sign that reads do-nuts (which makes absolutely no sense to me), I took my shot.

I somewhat detest gulls for two reasons: bird shit and that damn annoying squawk at 4am. Other than that, we’re all good.

I don’t have anything poetic to write about this photograph; it’s a massive angry bird that nicked my bro’s lunch.